"Go Go Action Dell" or "Incompetent Fucktards"

So last month, we dumped $1500 on a Dell computer and were told it would ship July 24th. This was very important, as Nicole's job has become essentially dependent on this machine since she'll be working from home once the baby's born. In fact, a little sooner. What they failed to mention was that this claim was bullshit. Must have slipped kiosk jockey's mind. Hell, he probably didn't know. It's not his fault. Go go action Dell.

Either way, I guess Dell is upgrading to a new monitor or some such shit on their laptops. Somehow that equates into a clusterfuck that has delayed our order THREE times so that now the "estimated" ship date is not until August 28th. for those of you keeping score at home, our baby is due September 9th, so potentially, or baby may be delivered before our computer is delivered. Go go action Dell.

The bitch of it is we got a really good deal on the thing and there is seriously no way we'd get more for our money elsewhere, so essentially the filthy sons of bitches have locked into this contract with their specials and coupons and free upgrades. Go go action Dell.

I want to call and find out exactly what the hell the problem is. At this point, I'm assuming it's still the monitor thing, but who knows? The problem with calling is two-fold 1. The hold times are retarded. I waited 30 minutes the first time I called and 2. I'm calling Digpak in Huggahjava or some such hellhole and I can't understand most of the shit coming out of his mouth anyway. Go go action Dell.

I glance at my keyboard here at work and realize it's a Dell and I am filled with rage. Go go action Dell.

Incompentent fucktards.